Wednesday, January 29, 2020

A funny fortune quote from (DSL/Broadband)Reports.com

"'I was drunk last night, crawled home across the lawn. By accident I put the car key in the door lock. The house started up. So I figured what the hell, and drove it around the block a few times. I thought I should go park it in the middle of the freeway and yell at everyone to get off my driveway.' -- Steven Wright"

From (DSL/Broadband)Reports.com.

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